Monday, June 20, 2005

By the Way, Mitch Albom is a Craptastic "Writer"

No posts lately. I've been paralyzed with crippling depression from all of the powerful, well-written, and at times poignant hate-mail. I haven't gotten out of bed in four days, and I may crawl right back. When it's me against Mitch, it's really me against the world. The man is the embodiment of love and all that is good and true. I am scum.

Well, maybe I'm not the only one. Apparently there is a great new book out:

The Five People You Meet in HELL by Rich Pablum. I highly reccomend it. I've been reading it while I've been passed out in a bathtub ever since drinking a handle of Jack and half a fifth of Jameson on, what a great holiday. Ain't nothin' but nothin' but right.

Okay, I'll post more later, but here is what's been making me sad (my e-mail box).

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You are a dumb motherfucker
Fri 06/17

Ohhh,, you make me sad. :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

And then there was this in the comments...

The Bigger Show said...
Anonymous wrote: "Hehe... things to note:
1. "...WAY too much positive feedback." Thank you for telling us how to read. Not way too much, WAY too much. If you much do that..."

I love how you took the time to criticize the writing on "Mitch Albom is a Genius" but didn't take the FEW SECONDS needed to proofread your attack of it. "If you MUCH do that"... I think you meant "must", buddy.

Mitchaholic is a fan of Mitch Albom so obviously he'd be a shitty writer. But at least the "mistakes" you pointed out were of form, not function. If you much criticize others in the future, I suggest you begin to re-read your posts before clicking that publish button.

Oh, and Morrie? You're a totally talentless asshole.

The Bigger Show

Ouch. The Bigger Show makes me feel very small. I'm gonna go throw myself into a river now.

Oh, and by the way--a special shout-out to an equally depraved, deranged, bad, bad man who pointed out that Mitch overuses the phrase "by the way..." to stall for time on his fucking horrible radio show. By the way, Mitch is not my friend.

By the way, I'm thirsty.